"Imagine my surprise, when I walked into the restaurant to meet the blind date I'd been set up with, to see that she had an ass this big"
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"Hell begins on the day when God grants us a clear vision of all that we might have achieved, of all the gifts which we have wasted, of all that we might have done which we did not do" ~~Gian Carlo Menotti~~
"And now ladies and gentlemen, our next tongue twister will feature the lettter O... Repeat after me: Oliver owns orange overalls" http://www.life.com/image/84018817