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PITA B


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Thanks Lula!

I read this exchange of banter to my husband and he had a really good laugh over it. 

Thing is......he didn't believe me when I said that it was Mara and me going back and forth with the witticisms!   He said he thought it was professional writers!  

Hmmm....now THAT would be a job I could sink my teeth into!  

(I'm looking for a job btw....)


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Lol I've just read this thread, it looks like you had fun!smile.gif thanks for the laugh you two!smile.gif
I've always admired how Nic adapts his physique for the role, such dedication. And that bod flame.gif leaves me speechless!

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Yeah, Ilia.......it is Nic....all beefed up.   Boggles the mind, doesn't it?  BTW.....I'm glad you are enjoying the Stocking Stuffers....

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Oh my god,is this Nic at a first pic!I can't belive in this!!

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LOL!    Oh....you're a clever one, aren't ya, ???

Here I was hoping that I could foist the old man off on you and sneak away with both Nic AND the reindeer......

Gads......When the heck am I ever gonna catch a break???   I don't mean to complain really but.....cripes.....

Here I sit up in the Icy North Pole (the only place I heard it was colder than here this year is Chicago, btw....but I digress) suffering from Seasonal Affective Disorder..... married to a old, fat, white haired idiot whose sense of style is an old red velvet suit and cap and who still drives around in a frickin SLEIGH!

Is there NO JUSTICE is this world, I ask you????

Oh....Poop.....and now....Rudolf and the rest of the gang are bellowing like banshees from the shed.....those demanding, stinky creatures want their oats......

Anyone wanna send me a one way ticket out of here?????


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Ok, you won! Truce? Letīs be civilized and negotiate: you take Nic half of the week and I take him the rest of the time... and please donīt throw Mr Santa Claus in the bargain cause heīs not my type... You can keep the Ho-ho-ho guy all to yourself... as long as I can keep the reindeer for a pet. We kinda hit if off you know? LOL

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Mount a reindeer???   Oh dear.....what I could tell you about Reindeer......OOohhh la la!   :)

Alright damnit!  I'll pull the claws in, just for you!  You can ride off to Hungary dear and well....have your way with Nic....

I'm sure he would much rather enjoy being with a young filly like you than an old hussy like me.....

But.....I'll have my ways of getting back at ya's.

I'm the one who googles's everyone's addresses on Santa's gift list, ya know!   ;)


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My dear Mrs Santa Claus! Please remember about the Christmas spirit! You sound a bit dangerous and Iīm afraid I donīt have long nails to fight with you, so the only thing I can do is mount a reindeer and gallop away, sort of LOL...

But please keep in mind my gallop could take me to Hungary and then... I would show my garter to Nic himself...

(Do reindeers gallop BTW? I donīt think so LOL)

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Now now dear........Seniority always come first and cough...cough....cough.....I do believe that means I get FIRST DIBS!

So hands off, dear..........  *smirking and using a sweet Southern drawl while having claws out...*   They don't call me COUGAR Claus for nothing, ya know!

-- Edited by PITA B at 16:35, 2008-12-15

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Ok then, letīs forget about childish presents, theyīre no use... hereīs an adulthood Xmas gift Iīd love to receive: a flesh and bones Nic Cage in good condition and good spirits, for my own personal use... and be warned ladies IĻm an only child and Iīm not used to share my toys!!

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Oh now..cluck, cluck..cluck!   Of course Mr Claus would be happy to bring you your belated Christmas gifts.  You do realize of course, that he'll be bringing you little schoolgirl outfits, don't you?  It's what he brings all 12 year old girls........

hmmm........maybe I'd better send in one of the elves with that particular gift.  Santa has a thing about schoolgirls who wear 'stockings'.....

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Oh so nice to meet you Mrs Santa Claus, Iīm totally humbled to make yor acquaintance I mean... all these years I made fun of your husband and swore he didnīt exist and now... go figure...IĻm kicking myself for not having taken advantage and having asked him to bring me all these gifts...Is there a list of belated Xmas gifts? Cause I can go back in memory lane to when I was twelve and work my way forward till the present day....  I might take your advice and go ahead with the garter stockings... Is your hubby a Knight of the Order of the Garter ??? Cause I gather I can order Xmas gifts till they fill my stockings up to the garter right? LOL

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Oh....please call me MRS Santa Claus, dear.  And um.....I suggest you wear the kind of stockings I wear.  The thigh high sheer black ones you need to wear with a garter.  If you're a very good girl, my husband will fill not one, but BOTH of your stockings full of goodies on Christmas Eve!  ;)

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Wow, THANKS for these Xmas gifts Santa.... Iīm enjoying them so much... Just a warning: I donīt use stockings anymore but pantyhose... I konw itīs a bummer cause theyīre longer and all but... could you please fill them to the top?? LOL.

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7.  Ned....The Boy In Blue 1986
8.  Charlie...Peggy Sue Got Married 1986
9.  H.I........Raising Arizonia 1987

-- Edited by PITA B at 14:22, 2008-12-16

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