Anchorage you made me laugh so hard witty lady! I couldnīt come up with anything better...
May I enroll in the 101 Male Form class pretty please?? I flunked this subject in the past and Iīm afraid I must study very very hard (it wasnīt intended, the pun, really) to retake it... Of course Iīm hoping for night school... And since Iīm not very savvy I wouldnīt mind one little bit to stay long hours for the occasional long winded explanation (Ok, this one was intended).
Nic Appreciation 101: The Beauty and Acknowlegement of The Male Form.
Course supplies: Paper, Ruler (or probably soft measuring tape), Reading glasses for checking the finer points, Body Lotion just cause, Flavored Lip Gloss (I like the ones that taste like chocolate myself), and anti-perspirant for those LONG, LONG nights of studying and CRAMMING for exams.